Tuesday, January 8, 2013

How about $225

Fellow Bakers, you know what customer I am talking about...

Susie,

Ok, for the cake you wanted with the design we discussed it will be $250.

Thanks and I look forward to making your cake,
BB


Dear BB,
 
Ok, everything sounds great, but would you take $225?

Thanks,
Susie

Dear Susie,

It is my goal to always give my customer the best price. I choose to use the finest ingredients and put a lot of time in creating and designing my cakes. This is also how I provide for my family. So, no, the price is $250. If you decide to remove some of the details you wanted to add to the cake, it will lower the price and we might could get it to $225

Thanks,
BB

Dear BB,

That's ok, I'll stick with my design and pay the $250
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Who the hell do these people think they are?! This isn't a duckin haggle!! Do you go to your grocery store and when they tell you it's $125 for all the groceries YOU decided to add to your cart, you say no, I'll just pay you $100 thanks!

Duckin Idiots!!! Pay me for my amazing skill and talent... and be glad I even agreed to make your cake because I'm the shit!

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