Ohhhh man, I'm so sorry sweet southern voice, but I'm crazy booked up with weddings every weekend.
(Sweet southern voice magically disappears) "Oh ok thanks then"
Well, said in my sweet southern voice, feel free to contact my friend. She does awesome work and I bet she's available. Here's all her info so you can give her a call.
"Oh ok, does she make cupcakes and cookies and all that kind of stuff?"
No you idiot, she makes balloon animals!! My BAD! Mother Ducker!!