This message comes from an angry southern belle who is dropping her southern charm and channeling her inner witchy-ness...
This one takes the cake! The mother duckin 4 tier cake!!
My mother and I are fellow Bitchy Bakers and this girl just decided to send my mother and I a motha ducking group message. First of all, if you want me to make a fondant voodoo doll of you and crush you with my bare hands than send me a text message trying to order a cake!! Secondly, to have the nerve to include another baker in the message like you want us to quote against each other... well girl, betta get ready for my wrath!
Who the hell do you think you are!! Have we gotten so lazy today that we can't take the time to send 2 separate emails to 2 separate people! It's rude and most of all is disrespectful!
I gotta go make a voodoo doll... I can't even handle it anymore!