Bride: Hey... Ummmm... I was wanting to meet with you to discuss my wedding cake.
Me: Ok what's the date of your wedding?
Bride: It's in June, I was wanting just an 8" custom cake, I don't want a whole wedding cake and I wanted to meet with you to try some cake and discuss my design.
Me: Wh... Uh... Wha... Hmmm... You want just an 8" cake?
Bride: Yeah, ain't everyone gonna eat cake and I want one just for my table.
Me: Wellll.... Uh...
Bride: I'm mean I'm going to have cake for the guests too.
Me: Oh ok, so you will be ordering more cake from me?
Bride: No, I'm just gonna get sheet cakes from Publix for the guests but I wanted a custom cake for the head table.
At this point it was just a mixture of me laughing and saying no, I'm sorry.
I mean really! I wouldn't have had a problem making her cake but to schedule a consult where I would have to take an hour out of my day to meet with you for a $90 cake where I have to provide samples of cakes for this single 8" cake and you are going to tell me a design that's obviously too difficult to discuss over email for you to then order cakes from Publix! Duck no!!
Sorry Bout It!!