1. Call me the dumb, trusting Bitchy Baker but I got stood up on $150 cake where the excuse purely was my car got messed up and I had to use the money for the cake on my car. Fine, shit happens, but who the duck orders a cake when apparently you only have $150 to your entire name!! That's it apparently! You have not one single penny to your name but the $150 you have to pay to fix your car.
2. Apparently, someone is to assume that when you originally want to order a 6" cake at $50 and then decide to order a two tier cake at $150 that somehow that two tier cake should be $50 as well. So, when you deliver said cake and request $150 from the husband at his place of business he proceeds to be obviously annoyed and yells at you saying "What happened to $50!!" Well, being that it's an emotional week because you just got stood up for cake, you immediately get emotional causing the secretary to come from behind her desk to give you a hug because she feels so bad for you just getting yelled at for no reason or fault of your own!!
3. You know I always save the best for last for you all... A woman writes you private messages on Facebook wanting to order a cake from you. After several ridiculous questions and one very nice complement, which makes you overlook previous dumb questions, she proceeds to ask "Do you take EBT? I only ask because I know Walmart and Kroger do."
Duck this mother duckin week!! That is all!
"I coulda swore you took EBT", "I know you don't take checks but I didn't have time to stop by the ATM ..... by the way, can you hold that check until next Friday?" ---- "Uh, what?", "Can I get a $20 cake?" --- "yeah, Ingles, 2 miles up the road", "I'm thinking this $150 cake can be reduced down a bit. What's your lowest price? wink, wink" ---- "Um, sir, this isn't a yard sale and your little winks make me think your on the PeeWee Herman side of perversion.", "would you be willing to barter my Coach bag for a cake?" ---- "Um, your Coach bag is at least 12 years ol and it shows :/ " , "I can't afford a cake, do you think you can come to my house and show me how to make all the decorations so that I can make it myself?" AND THE BEST FOR LAST ..... "hey, I know I'm picking up my cake in 5 minutes but can you add, chocolate covered pretzels, chocolate covered strawberries, 2 dozen decorated cookies, 2 doz matching cupcakes and hey, add in a small cake just in case if I have more people show up .... See ya in 5 min" ----- "Ma'am, I just threw your original cake against the wall, screw you!"
ReplyDeleteBahahah!! Genius :-) Well said!!
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